Hey Girls...

It's OK....

...to shave your legs only up to your miniskirt line.

...to not buy all the doom and gloom you read in the papers. We have problems; we'll solve them.

...to have never seen an episode of Star Trek - or to have seen Every. Single. One.

...to wear bikini bottoms when you haven't done lawndry. (If they look like underpants, feel like underpants, and act like underpants, they're underants, right?)

...to believe your scale in the morning, but not at night.

...to have a major crush on Bruce Springsteen. Almost 60 and still rocking those screech-inducing jeans.

...to stay in and do absolutely, miraculously nothing.



GLAMOUR.COM MAY 2009